iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

image

(Source: glowcloud, via pagesbetween--us)

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

(via pagesbetween--us)

 88237
23 Apr 14 at 2 pm

girl-under-you-artpop:

Tonight, I want you to forget all of your insecurities. I want you to reject anyone or anything that’s ever made you feel like you don’t belong or don’t fit in, or made you feel like you’re not good enough or pretty enough or thin enough or can’t sing well enough or dance well enough or write a song well enough or like you’ll never win a GRAMMY OR YOU’LL NEVER SELL OUT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT YOU’RE A GODDAMN SUPERSTAR, AND YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY

(Source: orientstained, via ladygaga)

emilyjanegreen:

 
sympathy-forthe-devil:

blackoutraven:

Brave


*grabby hands*
 5710
22 Apr 14 at 1 pm

Someday & Someone   (via seulray)

(Source: sunflowury, via unexotic)

"

Someday,
you will find someone,
who won’t sigh at words like commitment,
and whose jaw won’t clench, when you ask them to stay.

Someday,
you will spit out the word ‘love’ so often,
that it will follow water down the drain and into the earth,
and you’ll see your work shining on the pavement.

Someday,
you will be able to make your rent,
and still have a few bucks left over to waste on this month’s boyfriend;
waste it on yourself.

Someday,
you will believe in something so deeply,
that it alone will be enough to make your feet touch the hardwood floor every morning.

Someday,
you’ll laugh at all the moments, which at the time, made you feel as if there was nothing to live for, the moments where tomorrow’s chances of occurring, seemed slim to none.

Someday,
the thoughts that lied in between your hair and the pillow sheets will finally reach your reality. And every tear stained, broken hearted, night;
will have been worth it.

Wait for it.

"

 335733
22 Apr 14 at 1 pm

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likable characters is actually super considerate and cool

(Source: kazuos, via unkn0wn-curiosity)

 110
20 Apr 14 at 3 pm

(Source: fadingfaye, via only1whoknows)